May 2011
62 posts
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car
WUSSUPP
YOOOOOOOOOOO
That awkward moment when you and your friends are having a good time,
and someone you don’t like walks in.
When I'm trying to diet
Yes! I’m gonna get fit like
Then I see a brownie and I’m like
So I eat it and then I get pissed at myself like
But then I realize I can just start again tomorrow so it’s okay
Then I repeat this cycle again the next day.
Two of your friends whisper right in front of you .
:
WELL THEN.
"Don't pick me...don't pick me..." *teacher calls your name*
When someone brings up an embarrassing moment from your past.
My parents are the luckiest people in the world for having such an amazing child like myself.
